Pages

▼

Wednesday, November 04, 2015

Be a clown, be a clown, all the world loves a clown

Musician Falz is a complete idiot.  I can only aspire to such levels of, em, stupor. 
https://www.google.com/search?q=be+a+clown+cole+porter
www.instagram.com/tosinbird
Watch
Me
Try
in
These
Text
Skits

+ Day +One: In which I (tosinbird)
 track down Folarin, the Barrister Lawyer, aka Falz the Bahd Guy, on social media
 and proceed to make a fool of myself

#1 Storming instagram: In which I
1. cry and  cry
2. let those floozies know that I am Senior Teacher, his Legally Wedded Wife.

#2 Home alone: In which I
recruit Michelle Obama to watch over my precious hubby while they're working in the Arabian desert. 

#3 Couple's prayer: 
In which I pour out my heart regarding my needs -
  twins and the action required to get the twins,
  gifts like flight tickets and an iPhone-with-camera,
  and le good work, because h'am need it, hallelujah.

Advertisement: Read my books. ###Three Sisters, novel #1 here###
at

8 comments:

  1. tNovember 04, 2015 6:49 AM

    there's quite a bit missing tho - stuff about kabiyesi in abule etc etc
    hmmm, maybe instagram is crap
    evil
    junk

    ReplyDelete
  2. Sridhar ChandrasekaranNovember 06, 2015 6:45 AM

    You have such an interesting blog. Thanks for sharing. I'm a self-help blog author and reading blogs is my hobby and I randomly found your blog. I enjoyed reading your posts. All the best for your future blogging endeavors. Please keep in touch with me in Twitter, @selfhelpnemonik

    ReplyDelete
  3. tNovember 08, 2015 4:03 AM

    :)

    ReplyDelete
  4. Erik Donald FranceNovember 11, 2015 11:15 PM

    Oh, yes :->

    ReplyDelete
  5. tNovember 12, 2015 12:36 AM

    hahaha ;)

    ReplyDelete
  6. tFebruary 07, 2016 7:12 AM

    You want more? Yeah, you want more. I advise Falz to take down his "thot" photo because I'm jealous, and I threaten to take my ring off unless he gets me something befitting. He blocks me from posting further and so I take to twitter with:
    1.
    I expose @falzthebahdguy can you beleive he even want to block me https://www.instagram.com/p/BBXNNZRPBzo/ ?
    2.
    @falzthebahdguy i already say i wuld hold my mouth fim. i wull just be looking him.
    3.
    Folarin, that's your number 1 problems: YOU NEVER SHOWED CARING AND CONZIGN! @falzthebahdguy
    4.
    Eye is paining me and only me went to d optimist. All my teats have almost remove. Nobody to escort me when in dentist. @falzthebahdguy
    5.
    And yet I say I have husband. FOLARIN, YOU NEVER SHOW CONZIGN!!!! Yi iwa re pada. Show me a new leaf of you. @falzthebahdguy
    6.
    instagram.com/p/BBXNNZRPBzo/?taken-by=falzthebahdguy … if you like block me in instagran, i am now in d twitter @falzthebahdguy :P

    :)

    ReplyDelete
  7. Yacosoyoporti ArtesaniaNovember 26, 2023 7:23 AM

    Great blog, I enjoyed reading it.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Yacosoyoporti ArtesaniaNovember 26, 2023 8:43 AM

    This is a great post thankss

    ReplyDelete