My top five music+video experiences of 2014

1. The Search, by Jesse Jagz ft. Jumar, Dugod, ...
This, simply, is what it should be.


2. Pluto (Remember You), by DJ Clock ft. Beatenberg
I believe in the beat. Listen to this. Bliss.


3. Dark Horse, by Katy Perry ft. some dude (Juicy J.)
Technicolour grandeur.  


4. Deaf, by Eva Alordiah
Attitude and everything.


5. Bound 2, by Kanye West ft. Kim Kardashian
Stark.  Honest. 


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The hurry-marry thing

Let's be honest:
the monogamy clause - not gonna happen.
the for-life thing - God knows the future.

So why are we wearing funny dresses swearing stuff?
Everybody #slowitdown.

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One-word astrology: An over-simple guide to behaviour

The Signs	Their Pros	And Cons
Capricorn	Classy	Cold
Taurus	Steady	Stubborn
Virgo	Neat	Nit-picky
Cancer	Sweet	Moody
Scorpio	Deep	Evil
Pisces	Gentle	Dreamlalaland (Impractical)
Aries	Fast	Daft
Leo	Grand	Expensive
Sagittarius	Experienced	Restless
Libra	Intelligent/Adaptable	Uncertain
Aquarius	Curious	Weird
Gemini	Entertaining	Tiring

© 2014 Tosin Otitoju

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Jigsaw days

I just spent upwards of 24 of the last 48 hours doing this:
 
Time to sleeeep.

It looks like I averaged over 1 1/2 minutes per piece, which seems slow, until you try it.  Menn, it was fiendishly hard, and I'm so glad it was :)  Next time (not soon) I'll go for 1000 mins or less.   
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