So I have an account. Today I decided to add a fabulous photo. Asked google how, since instagram wouldn't let me - my 'membership' means I can comment and like (heart), that's it. Found out about BlueStacks App Player in a comments section of a how-to article. The program works by creating a false phone environment on your regular computer so that you can run phone apps, including Instagram.
In the middle of installing that, I found another option in the same comments section - Deskgram.
It's the more intuitive answer - I just want to bloody post a picture and don't really need all the firepower offered by the general app player. I don't want the ability to also use the app stores to get any app in the world or whatever.
Deskgram also appeals to my need to not 'learn' Android. I mean, I just want to post a bloody picture.
I never learned to navigate an Apple Mac, or iPhone iPod iPad. I never learned the jumpy-screen Windows-after-Windows7 experiments. I think it was called Vista or something? Windows, then Vista. View through the window. Seriously.
Thankfully Windows 10 is bringing the 'Start button' back. Like seriously, you need to figure out how I'm using the computer and match that, or wait till I get round to testing your new UI idea pro bono.
It costs quite a bit of mindspace to learn a new interface like this phone thing with its scrolling swiping, autocorrect, and all that jazz. Even if the new interface is pretty. Very pretty. It's worth downloading BlueStacks just to see this prettiness: for example, instead of the status bar while you wait for your download (2.2% completed etc) you get a slideshow of gorgeous screenshots of the games (Angry Birds and such) you'll soon have access to. Time flies while you're having such fun.
But now I'm going to uninstall bluestacks. The application required my google password. Which makes me feel insecure. That's like, really private information. Like, would you 69 on a blind date? Deskgram only needs my instagram password. That's a handshake - I'd share that with anybody.
|Now let me go and add this picture, abeg. - @tosinbird|
How did phones become flat - whose idea was that? So we evolved from 3D serpentine to rectangular blocks? I find myself wishing for product design to take over that space.
And how many phone-makers put the typewriter-keyboard on the screen. Ouh-kay, I guess that works for some people. I like the classic/physical keypad a la Blackberry, so I can work.
I do love the fact that they now have colours. Loved that from the minute I saw it, Nokia-now-Microsoft.
Oh, and how useless are the banks in this country? Reliably useless. I constantly forget that.
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