Well, a few years ago, I had nothing better to do, so I sat around matching people - celebs, friends, celebs with friends, etc. It must have been early 2009. I made 48 pairings.
Many of them are married now, not to each other. Some of those would mind if I wrote out their matches, so I'll keep them safely in my diary.
But Venus, well, she should hook up with Leonardo DiCaprio. Both are single, right?
I have Serena Williams with Mark Cuban. Not sure what I was thinking. She should just get back with musician Common.
Matched Dinara Safina with a friend of mine named Ali.
Matched Martina Hingis (oops, she's married) with Jonathan Rhys-Myers.
Justin Timberlake just got married, but not to my pick Chelsea Clinton. Lol.
Maria Sharapova just got un-engaged, so now she has another chance to grab her true soulmate Mario Ancic.
Ok, this one is weird, Chris Brown + Svetlana Kuznetsova.
Kirsten Dunst + Feliciano Lopez is not so bad.
Ivanka Trump + Novak Djokovic, though neither is on the market.
I found Xisca (Rafa Nadal's long-term girlfriend) a great alternative match, so, you know, tell her ;)
Matched my friend Lisa T. with David Ferrer. Another friend Lisa T. with James Blake. And a third Lisa with my high-school sweetheart K. Too much fun.
At least musically, Jennifer Hudson needs Babyface, Kenneth Edmonds.
I liked Marion Jones + Eddie Murphy, Jessica Simpson + Cristiano Ronaldo, Ana Ivanovic + Clive Owen, Lisa Ling + Jamie Foxx, ...
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3 comments:
Serena Williams with Mark Cuban? LOL too funny!
lol! this is absolutely hilarious! It must be crazy fun pairing people up:)
what can i say, it's sheer madness.
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