Saturday, May 25, 2024

Groggy

It's 7:30ish in the morning, I've been awake since around midnight.  Now I feel like I'm the sleepiest I've ever been.  It was a wonderful night - it rained throughout and I got all my thinking done, lying in bed in the dark (or what 21st century people call dark which is not altogether dark, many-a-time.)  I got all that thinking done (about what - you ask - mostly domestic matters, i.e. my self and people close to me, real and imagined family, stuff like that.)  I laughed a few times, it was that productive.  

Back soon.  

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Sunday, April 28, 2024

It's #Taurus season. Cue the cuisine.

😋
#Foodism 
#Foodiesm 
#Foodismic 
#Culinarism 
#NewWords 
&
Tee-Shirts 



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Sunday, March 31, 2024

The best rice

Like a white T-shirt, like a skeleton, the best rice is like a vehicle bearing gifts or at least bearing passengers. 
It's Easter, and I'm feeling blessed to eat rice that has activities going on in every bite. Even just chunky onions are delight enough.  

Jesus taught us to pray: "Give us this day our daily bread" rice, garri, and so on.  The right garri stands alone very well, in my opinion.  Don't put too many clothes on garri.  Or maybe do - milk, sugar, groundnut, ... 

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Monday, February 26, 2024

this moment, this place

wetin dey reign now: 

agba baller!  and shallipopi  
the baddest dog's name ever, by the way,  Shall-E-Poppi





Flavour N'Abania aka Flavour of Africa is forever giving them back-to-back, just after this massive one from like last year: the emperor, the conqueror, the champion, the lion is here!  izogbun-nzogbu ehi-mba-ehi - I'm not Igbo oh, sorry, correct my Igbo lyrics.   Now it's: how much is money?  it's nothing, naow.  

Shallipopi featuring OdumoduBlvck in Cast.  As in E Don Cast.  E Don Cast e don cast.  The song just dey pointlessly effortlessly sweet and jumpydancable.  As pointless as: your girlfriend want to su*k my thinn but no be that kain person I be  :-) 

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Check out the online (google) Lyrics of Big Baller by Flavour 

If you know you know
But if you don't knowNow you know
Now you knowNow you knowIf you know you knowThe big ballers in townNow you knowNow you knowEbelebe ga-egbuFa ga-ekwete na o na-eme yeah
Agba ballerHow much is money?Balling ballingPremium or nothingNow you knowNow you knowEbelebe ga-egbuFa ga-ekwete na o na-eme yeah eh
Ayagaya igirigiAyagaya mgbomgboAyagaya igirigiAyagaya mgbomgboAyagaya igirigiAyagaya mgbomgboAyagaya igirigiAyagaya mgbomgbo
UndefeatedUndisputedUnopposedLuxury or nothingMoney is talkingMoney is talkingBlessings on blessingsFa ga-ekwete na o na-eme yeah
Agba ballerHow much is money?Balling ballingPremium or nothingNow you knowNow you knowEbelebe ga-egbuFa ga-ekwete na o na-eme yeah eh
Ayagaya igirigiAyagaya mgbomgboAyagayaa igirigiAyagaya mgbomgboAyagaya igirigiAyagaya mgbomgboAyagaya igirigiAyagaya mgbomgboAyagaya igirigi
Ayagaya mgbomgboAyagaya igirigiAyagaya mgbomgboAyagaya igirigiAyagaya mgbomgboAyagaya igirigiAyagaya mgbomgbo

Also check out the Lyrics of Cast by Shallipopi 

WaitThey call me Shallipopi(B', Busy)Say, say-say-say (wahala)Say, say-say-say
Worldwide Plutomainians, that na normal thing (eh)Presido with the big machine (confirm)Your girlfriend friend wanna suck my thing (eh)But no be that kind person I be (mole eh)If I puff smoke give you and you no pass (eh)You no pass, that means say e don cast (e sharp)No last chance (eh)E don cast oh (wahala)E don cast oh, e don cast
Weii, e don cast (clear road oh)E don cast, e don cast (say-say)Say, e don cast (eh, no go dey)Ehn, e don cast oh, e don cast (eh)E don cast, e don cast (wahala)Say, e don cast (no go dey)
Put your girl on phone, twelve o'clock for night (eh)12:30, use Bolt, no flight oh (eh, confirm)She locate my location (prraa)Pluto, are you feeling the vibration? (Odumodublvck)
Sensational, abobi condition am, ehWilly-willy practitionerThis one na señorita abi na mamacita? (All)Big kala need your bunda, pam am (gun)If she no fuck oh, if she no suck (prraa)Who go pay for her wig and handbag? (None)When e wan sup, she go halla big gun (never)All along, she dey follow me boss, loss
Punish me like African mom (gbo)Shallipopi, who go mount us? (Gbo)Comot body, we dey burn kpef (okay, eh)For the context, cash, castObrigado, on a conquest
Worldwide Plutomainians, that na normal thing (eh, worldwide)Presido with the big machine (confirm)Your girlfriend friend wanna suck my thing (ahh)But no be that kind person I be (mole eh)If I puff smoke give you and you no pass (ehn)You no pass, that means e don cast (no be sharp boy)No last chance (eh), e don cast oh (wahala)E don cast oh, e don cast
Weii, e don cast (clear road oh)E don cast, e don cast (say-say)Say, e don cast (ehn, no go dey)Ehn, e don cast oh, e don cast (eh)E don cast, e don cast (wahala)Say, e don cast (no go dey)
Put your girl on phone, twelve o'clock for night12:30, use Bolt, no flight oh (ah)She locate my locationPluto, are you feeling the vibration?

Wednesday, January 31, 2024

the robots!

Is everything changing?  

Learn all about Artificial Intelligence's societal applications.

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