Sunday, December 28, 2014

My top five music+video experiences of 2014


1. The Search, by Jesse Jagz ft. Jumar, Dugod, ...
This, simply, is what it should be.


2. Pluto (Remember You), by DJ Clock ft. Beatenberg
I believe in the beat. Listen to this. Bliss.


3. Dark Horse, by Katy Perry ft. some dude (Juicy J.)
Technicolour grandeur.  


4. Deaf, by Eva Alordiah
Attitude and everything.


5. Bound 2, by Kanye West ft. Kim Kardashian
Stark.  Honest. 


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Tuesday, December 16, 2014

The hurry-marry thing

https://www.google.com/search?q=%D9%82%D9%81&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ImKQVLjRJqj9ywPu6YHwDQ&ved=0CCEQsAQ
Let's be honest:
the monogamy clause - not gonna happen.
the for-life thing - God knows the future.
http://www.bellanaija.com/2012/06/22/the-glam-miniature-wedding-of-every-dolls-dream-all-you-need-to-know-about-obi-nwokedis-black-barbie-ken-nigerian-traditional-wedding-shoot/
So why are we wearing funny dresses swearing stuff?
Everybody #slowitdown.
https://www.google.com/search?q=%E4%B8%8D&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=%E4%B8%8D+translate+english+chinese+no
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Monday, December 15, 2014

One-word astrology: An over-simple guide to behaviour

The Signs
Their Pros
And Cons
Capricorn
Classy
Cold
Taurus
Steady
Stubborn
Virgo
Neat
Nit-picky
Cancer
Sweet
Moody
Scorpio
Deep
Evil
Pisces
Gentle
Dreamlalaland
(Impractical)
Aries
Fast
Daft
Leo
Grand
Expensive
Sagittarius
Experienced
Restless
Libra
Intelligent/Adaptable
Uncertain
Aquarius
Curious
Weird
Gemini
Entertaining
Tiring

© 2014 Tosin Otitoju

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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Jigsaw days

I just spent upwards of 24 of the last 48 hours doing this:
 
Time to sleeeep.
It looks like I averaged over 1 1/2 minutes per piece, which seems slow, until you try it.  Menn, it was fiendishly hard, and I'm so glad it was :)  Next time (not soon) I'll go for 1000 mins or less.   
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