Ju: I want a little baby too…everybody I know has one.
Po: Ask your mummy.
Ju: Mummy, why do you always say no babies?
Mo: (Keeps ironing shirts.)
Ju: If you don’t want to do it, I’ll have a baby myself.
Po: Uh oh. How do you plan to do that?
Ju: (Hands Po the phone.) Now, help me write it in the search place.
Po: Write what? “Where do babies come from?”
Ju: Yes. How to get a baby.
Po: Oookay. Google…search…pornography...ah, here: March of the Penguins. I think this film will tell us. Should we put it on the big screen? Join us, Mummy, and we can make an egg after.
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